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Some Girl Named Cher
Back in the saddle!
Colonel TavingtonGene Autry or Aerosmith?
Yesterday, 01:23 PM
It's not you, it's me.
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Had a nice drive out to Worcester today.
Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning. Benjamin Franklin
"I'll knock you into next week and kick your ass for leaving" --- Roy D. Mercer
You either run FROM Bigfoot or WITH Bigfoot.
The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans!
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.