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Capn Cackler
You know how in movies when people get "super jumping shoes" and they can jump ridiculously high? Welp, I just thought about that in real life, they would shatter their legs and get dragged through the air by the shoes... if they were still in one piece...

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Spare Parts
you been smoking with the football team?
Dec 29 2018 04:02 PM -
Capn Cackler
Heh, nah we don't have a football team in my area, just a bunch of hockey teams... But no, the idea came up when we were discussing my sisters new shoes and how they would make her "jump higher" in basketball... Wow I type long texts with lots of "..."...
Dec 29 2018 06:44 PM