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[AKAafeks]

What is your favorite old time saying, you know the ones that your grandpa would recite all the time. These are those simple lines that hold so much meaning....

Here are a few of my favorites...

* It is not what you make it is what you keep
* penny saved is a penny earned
* do it while you are young
* hindsight is always 20/20
* red and yellow kill a fellow, red and black venom lack
* call the kettle black
* two birds with one stone
* a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
* liquor before beer you are in the clear, beer before liquor never sicker

What are your favorites??

-- T

[WTBass]

Crazy as a sprayed roach.

If I tell you a chicken will pull a boxcar, don't argue with me, just hook him up!

[Mr. Roboto]

6 0f one half dozen of another

cmon bullet I bet you got tons of these!

Oh wait, I'm from Maine!

Can't get theyah from heah!

[AKAafeks]

Crazy as a sprayed roach.

Pretty funny, That one had to come from the south...

[mike080697]

Crazy as a sprayed roach.

Pretty funny, That one had to come from the south...

Yeah, that's our Bass

Here's some for ya: Knee high to a tall dog

and my favorite: Slipperyer than greased owl shit

[The Crambler]

I like

"hotter than a gnat's snatch on the equator" (my GrandCrammother says that one all the time cause she lives in phoenix)

[The Phooka]

An ounce of breeding is worth a pound of feeding

[mmcoiner]

Happier than a possum up a tree
Had a little dog named Jack, stuck him in the barn and he peed out the crack (Grandpa used to say that one all the time)

[Tarawa/Troutzilla]

He Who Shed Blood With Me....Shall Forever Be My Brother.

Artillery Brings Dignity To What Would Otherwise Be Just A BRAWL !!

Ya Friggin' Potlicker !

[papaspud2142]

" like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

[Frosath]

the grass is always greener on the other side

(lol papa)

[RockyTop]

Crazy as a sprayed roach.

Pretty funny, That one had to come from the south...

Yeah, that's our Bass

Here's some for ya: Knee high to a tall dog

and my favorite: Slipperyer than greased owl shit

Always heard it as, Knee high to a jack rabbit

Meaner than a striped snake

S*** fire and save the matches

Those are the ones that I remember when I think about my grandma saying them...I will have to ask her for more

[Boondock Saint]

My Grandpa's constant favorite line.........


"Pull my finger!"

[Bullet-BS]

That car runs faster than a raped ape.
Your a couple of fry's shy of a happy meal.
Hotter than a freshly f**ked billie goat in a pepper patch.
Hotter than a 3 dollar pistol.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Tend to your own rat killings.

[Mr. Roboto]

You never disappoint bullet, Raped apes...

[Lin]

A place for everything and everything in its place.
In the eternal scheme of things, is this really important? (referring to whatever is going on at the moment)

And from dad:
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate. (say it out loud, you'll get it )

[Deathman]

And from dad:
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate. (say it out loud, you'll get it )

Die like the gravy sucking pig that you are!

[motorboatJones]

My grandmother used to have a million of them. One of my favorites was "I/He/She didn't know whether to shit or go blind."

[AKAafeks]

A couple of more from my 4th grade teacher....

* He'll be alright in the morning
* Grandma was slow but she was old

And my great uncle's favorite....

* Throw em' a blanket party, just use a phonebook

[ByMeAgain]

Let go fo my ears, I know what I'm doing.