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#1 Spare Parts

Posted 24 September 2018 - 11:18 PM

 

 

 

Still makes me laugh.



#2 pinchythelobster

Posted 25 September 2018 - 12:26 AM

I’ll see if you can figure it out. :-)

I did always like the episode where homer almost blows up the plant when he puts that bird that types for him. I’m probably butchering the plot.

#3 Spare Parts

Posted 25 September 2018 - 10:25 AM

I’ll see if you can figure it out. :-)

I did always like the episode where homer almost blows up the plant when he puts that bird that types for him. I’m probably butchering the plot.

Homer gains weight to get on disability.  So he can work from home.


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#4 Captain John H. Miller

Posted 25 September 2018 - 10:58 AM

 

I’ll see if you can figure it out. :-)

I did always like the episode where homer almost blows up the plant when he puts that bird that types for him. I’m probably butchering the plot.

Homer gains weight to get on disability.  So he can work from home.

 

 

That sounds very American. 

*shots fired*

 

I did it twice :o



#5 Highway Man

Posted 25 September 2018 - 11:32 AM

 

I’ll see if you can figure it out. :-)

I did always like the episode where homer almost blows up the plant when he puts that bird that types for him. I’m probably butchering the plot.

I gained weight to get on disability.  So i can work from home.

 

fixed it.



#6 Highway Man

Posted 25 September 2018 - 11:35 AM

 

 

I’ll see if you can figure it out. :-)

I did always like the episode where homer almost blows up the plant when he puts that bird that types for him. I’m probably butchering the plot.

Homer gains weight to get on disability.  So he can work from home.

 

 

That sounds very American. 

*shots fired*

 

I did it twice :o

 

watch it Miller ;)   :) 

 

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#7 bondmaster

Posted 28 September 2018 - 12:02 AM

Oh where do I begin. I think I can recite almost every episode from the first 15 seasons.

Favorite episodes include Frank Grimes,Cape Fear, Homerphobic, and the X files episode.
Oh and every treehouse of horror during that time frame :)

#8 Spare Parts

Posted 28 September 2018 - 01:31 AM

 

I hate every ape I see, from Cimpan-A to Chimpan-Z


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#9 Zap Rowsdower

Posted 28 September 2018 - 07:25 PM

one of my favorites is the episode with john waters. i adore the man,so it was great to see him on there.

 

 

 

also,i dont remember if its an acutal quote or im paraphrasing, but i use : " nobody told me hair dye was people dye!" every time i used to dye my daughter's hair. one time i figured i was too manly for the gloves included in the kit.....i had blue hands for days. even using the gloves,i managed to get dye all over me. so its used every few months.


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#10 Spare Parts

Posted 29 September 2018 - 03:42 PM

 

This one is cool I guess.


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#11 Renlist

Posted 30 September 2018 - 03:51 AM

Homer is at the dinner table and worried and wonders.... if I picks the wrong religion... God will be even madder me than he already is.  

 

Homer is about to take a lie detector test. The guy asks him if he understands this.  Homer says, yes. The lie detector kit explodes.

 


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#12 Spare Parts

Posted 01 October 2018 - 10:19 PM



#13 pinchythelobster

Posted 02 October 2018 - 12:48 AM


 
This one is cool I guess.



This is the best one ever but I’m a little biased.
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#14 Highway Man

Posted 02 October 2018 - 09:16 AM

 


 
This one is cool I guess.



This is the best one ever but I’m a little biased.

 

Is it like salt in a open wound?



#15 pinchythelobster

Posted 02 October 2018 - 09:26 AM

 

 

This one is cool I guess.



This is the best one ever but I’m a little biased.

 

Is it like salt in a open wound?

 

 

Yes, a little bit. Or some lemon juice in an open wound. It just depends on the day....I'm getting better, I promise.


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#16 Spare Parts

Posted 04 October 2018 - 03:28 PM



#17 Renlist

Posted 07 October 2018 - 04:49 AM

"it's a pretty standard stunt for a TV show, Homer."    Says Bart.

 

 Haha?   I guess so.  

 

 I still like this one.

 

 

One thing about this show.  It should have been retired 20 years ago.   The one thing the writers of this show could not get past was that Bart and Lisa  were 8 and 10 year olds.  Family Guy came along with older kids and all that.  That worked well for awhile.  Now, Family Guy is factory crap. 

 

I saw a 2013 Family Guy that was actually  funny. The cutaways were spot on sharp and funny.  That was 2013,

 

It's 2018.   Family Guy is painfully unfunny now.  It sleepwalks  episodes written by "staff writers."  With 12 producers.



#18 Spare Parts

Posted 08 October 2018 - 05:52 PM



#19 Spare Parts

Posted 30 October 2018 - 01:38 AM

 

I laugh, others might not 



#20 Eliminator

Posted 01 November 2018 - 01:09 PM

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

 

Yes, once.

 


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