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Bizzare Fake news unhinged

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#21 Highway Man

Posted 28 March 2020 - 12:56 PM

Breaking news!!
Chuck Norris has contracted COVID 19,

Covid 19 has quarantined itself for 21 days.....
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#22 Highway Man

Posted 31 March 2020 - 11:12 PM

Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip

AKRON, OH— Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer dip to save a broken Tostito that got caught in the party spread approximately 45 seconds ago.

According to sources, the rescue snack—a restaurant-style corn chip with high-grade scooping capabilities—will be carefully lowered into the unstable dip, whereupon it will attempt to hook underneath the stranded chip, lift the bisected snack out of the multi-layered food mixture, and bring it to safety.
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#23 Highway Man

Posted 31 March 2020 - 11:39 PM

Ya got ta be kiddin me...
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#24 Highway Man

Posted 02 April 2020 - 01:08 PM

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#25 Highway Man

Posted 12 April 2020 - 01:48 AM

It bears repeating....

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#26 Hairy Russian Dude

Posted 12 April 2020 - 01:54 PM

That was my fav of the Fallout series so far... Havent played the last two yet... 

NV is my favorite too, but 4 really sucks you into the settlement building. Especially on PC where you can get all kinds of mods.

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#27 Highway Man

Posted 12 April 2020 - 10:59 PM

0W16!!!? That is a light oil! Dang!!!
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#28 Highway Man

Posted 13 April 2020 - 12:35 AM


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#29 Rubulator

Posted 13 April 2020 - 01:25 AM

0W16!!!? That is a light oil! Dang!!!

I use it in place of olive oil. Makes a great egg.

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#30 Highway Man

Posted 21 April 2020 - 11:26 PM

The Lord works in mysterious ways.....



#31 Highway Man

Posted 23 April 2020 - 10:43 PM

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—In a major setback to efforts to combat the relentless global pandemic, a potential Covid-19 vaccine from a major pharmaceutical giant reportedly hit a snag Thursday after extensive tests confirmed the once-promising method of inoculation was actually just a shotgun. “Despite very encouraging trials in which every subject who received the vaccine developed complete immunity to the novel coronavirus, further study has revealed several serious side effects, among them the fact that 100% of these participants also had their heads blown clean off,” said Johnson & Johnson CEO Alex Gorsky, explaining that the vaccine had prevented the virus from infecting any of the brain tissue or blood that was found splattered on laboratory walls, but that researchers later discovered the immunization agent had merely been a 20-gauge double-barrel shotgun. “We don’t know for certain if the firearm’s discharge is causing this severe brain damage or if the subjects were simply predisposed to such ailments, so further study is required. But it may turn out this is one of those cases where the cure is worse than the disease. Fortunately, we will soon begin human clinical trials on other possible treatments, such as jumping off bridges and ingesting huge handfuls of tranquilizers.” In his most recent press briefing, President Donald Trump dismissed the new findings and said Americans had “nothing to lose” if they wanted to use shotguns as a preventative measure.

Shotguns take care of most everything in the South.....

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