Community Status Updates
headshots w/ a .50 dont cout...??!?!?!?
Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
Captain John H. MillerYou gain a participation trophy
Feb 08 2019 12:48 PM
Highway ManI don't have any of those....
Feb 08 2019 06:54 PM
CapnCacklerMe neither, I only have these useless yellow medals
Feb 13 2019 05:19 PM
Highway Manis like a new car smell, it eventually goes away.... :P
Feb 06 2019 10:43 PM
“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
Highway ManOne thing bigger, Sgt.PUNKY!!
Feb 04 2019 11:15 PM
It doesn't matter how many moves ahead you can see. If you set up the chess board on the railroad tracks and don't bother to look up, then how smart are you really?
Highway ManI prefer checkers.... :P
Jan 30 2019 11:54 AM
You know how in movies when people get "super jumping shoes" and they can jump ridiculously high? Welp, I just thought about that in real life, they would shatter their legs and get dragged through the air by the shoes... if they were still in one piece...
Spare Partsyou been smoking with the football team?
Dec 29 2018 04:02 PM
CapnCacklerHeh, nah we don't have a football team in my area, just a bunch of hockey teams... But no, the idea came up when we were discussing my sisters new shoes and how they would make her "jump higher" in basketball... Wow I type long texts with lots of "..."...
Dec 29 2018 06:44 PM
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.”
When it comes to style, roll with the flow. When it comes to principal stand solid like a rock
Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.
People amaze me. Today, some kid got taken by paramedics cause he got plastic poisoning by smoking marijuana in a pen and it melted... stupid
Dec 11 2018 08:31 PM
Spare Partsthin out the herd
Dec 11 2018 09:55 PM
Chuck Norris put the laughter in Manslaughter
My marbles are too small to be found
Even if I found my marbles, there would be little change.
I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving
Highway ManYou too!!
Nov 22 2018 01:30 PM