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Highway Man

I got in a car wreck with a dwarf. He said he was not happy, so i asked which one he was...
Yesterday, 04:24 PM
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    Spare Parts
    you were driving a dwarf?
    Yesterday, 04:46 PM
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    Highway Man
    No, he was driving me, that's why we got in a wreck. He couldn't see over the steering wheel.
    Yesterday, 06:12 PM
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Twilight

Dream no dreams of life that's lasting.
Sep 18 2018 10:38 PM
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Spare Parts

"Watch out for snakes!"
Sep 18 2018 10:14 AM
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Spare Parts

Round the world and home again That’s the sailor’s way Faster faster, faster faster There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There’s no knowing where we’re rowing Or which way the river’s flowing Is it raining, is it snowing Is a hurricane a-blowing Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing Is the grisly reaper mowing Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they’re certainly not showing Any sig...
Sep 15 2018 03:20 PM
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Highway Man

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.
Sep 06 2018 12:15 PM
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Spare Parts

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration, that they can not even tell the truth without lying.
Aug 23 2018 02:13 AM
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Highway Man

I have too many flaws to be perfect, and too many blessings to be un-grateful.
Aug 20 2018 01:34 AM
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Spare Parts

Many become brave, when the fiend flees.
Aug 01 2018 09:10 PM
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    Highway Man
    aaghh! read me like a book ;)
    Aug 04 2018 06:13 PM
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Spare Parts

The mystery will endure, not the explanation.
Jul 08 2018 02:12 AM
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    Highway Man
    "Bigfoot will endure, not the explanation"
    Jul 10 2018 09:15 AM
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Spare Parts

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
Jun 22 2018 09:55 PM
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Highway Man

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce
Jun 15 2018 07:01 PM
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    Colonel Tavington
    https://christianchronicle.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Headline_Leno.jpg
    Jul 05 2018 08:00 AM
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    Highway Man
    Sorry, just now saw this.
    Hahaha! That is hilarious!
    Jul 10 2018 09:15 AM
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Highway Man

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
Jun 07 2018 04:19 PM
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    Zap Rowsdower
    i used to watch the red green show with my dad. we came across it one night on pbs. lord,i didnt think anyone remembered that show.

    Jun 08 2018 08:12 PM
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    Highway Man
    Love that show. It's even older than i am. :)

    Jun 09 2018 01:24 PM
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Spare Parts

Opinion in the absence of evidence is called prejudice.
Jun 05 2018 12:03 AM
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bondmaster

Sleep is for losers...gotta stay awake and active.
Jun 04 2018 12:16 AM
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    Highway Man
    Wake up Bondmaster!!!!! Cock a doodle doo!

    Jun 04 2018 04:11 PM
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Tarawa/Troutzilla

2018 OTA'S......Packers !!!
Jun 01 2018 08:56 PM
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