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[Rubulator]

Someone

[Highway Man]

Someone

CLOSE, but nooope

[Rubulator]

https://youtu.be/XzAZ8jHmi_Q?t=12

[Highway Man]

https://youtu.be/XzAZ8jHmi_Q?t=12

https://youtu.be/ArSLNJNUEIM?t=6

[Highway Man]

I hate elevators with a passion

[Rubulator]

My Mom hates them too... I always liked them... As a kid, if we went someplace with a lot of floors. I could be found at least for a lil while playing on the elevators.  

[Highway Man]

A few years ago when my sister was in the hospital with her first child, me and my mom went to see her,and I said "id rather take the stairs" sure enough , walk past the elevator and it was broke down.
Yikes!

[Highway Man]

[Capn Cackler]

Someone’s mother has four sons. North, South and East. What is the name of the fourth son.

Someone, who at this point thinks his mother is silly with the names she has given her sons

[Highway Man]

Someone’s mother has four sons. North, South and East. What is the name of the fourth son.

Someone, who at this point thinks his mother is silly with the names she has given her sons

While it is a VERY good guess, the answer is, "What"
The last line is a Statement not a question.

[Spare Parts]

What is on second, Who is on first, i don't know is on third

[Highway Man]

What is on second, Who is on first, i don't know is on third

I don't know either, but I do know the pinch hitter just hit a home run out of the park..

[Highway Man]

One way ticket plz.

[Highway Man]

[Highway Man]

Oh, here's a sunset pic I got while on the trip.  IMG_20200306_183146.jpg   352.52KB   1 downloads

[Highway Man]

One of my favorite rides at the fair....not this particular one though. This one's going a little slow, top speed is 55 MPH

[Highway Man]

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation
asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold
or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern
society, he had never been taught the old secrets.

When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather
was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he
replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to
be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

Also, being a practical leader, after several days he got
an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National
Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to
be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold
indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service
responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told
them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service
again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,
"it's definitely going to be a very cold winter." The
Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to
collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service
again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going
to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of
the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood
like crazy."

[Highway Man]

[Highway Man]

[Highway Man]

https://youtu.be/XzAZ8jHmi_Q?t=12