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Highway Man

Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Yesterday, 04:45 PM
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Highway Man

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Mar 28 2020 08:54 PM
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Highway Man

Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
Mar 25 2020 01:09 PM
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Highway Man

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Mar 24 2020 09:58 PM
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Spare Parts

Listening to people talk is pointless, instead watch what they do.
Mar 24 2020 12:46 PM
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Highway Man

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
Mar 23 2020 10:45 PM
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Spare Parts

Standing next to someone, seeing the exact same thing and having two different accounts of what was witnessed, is the latest test to my faith.
Mar 22 2020 05:16 PM
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Highway Man

A thousand may fall at your side, And ten thousand at your right hand; But it shall not come near you.
Mar 12 2020 06:52 PM
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Spare Parts

Trying to catch me doing something that I would freely admit to doing, is just you, wasting your time.
Mar 11 2020 04:17 PM
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Highway Man

If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
Mar 11 2020 11:13 AM
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Highway Man

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.------Kin Hubbard
Mar 08 2020 10:58 PM
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Highway Man

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Henry Ford
Mar 04 2020 08:57 PM
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    Rubulator
    So who originated it? If ppl ask me I'm saying some guy named Travis
    Mar 08 2020 01:45 AM
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    Highway Man
    That's the wise thing to do!
    Mar 08 2020 10:11 AM
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    Spare Parts
    you could always look at the dates they were alive. I would pick the one that was the oldest and that aint HW
    Mar 08 2020 03:02 PM
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Spare Parts

People will look right into your eyes and lie. They will pat you on the back to make sure it's solid enough to support a knife.
Mar 02 2020 08:33 PM
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    Highway Man
    What if they pat you On the head?
    Mar 02 2020 08:39 PM
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    Spare Parts
    They are showing the assassin where to aim.
    Mar 02 2020 09:18 PM
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    Highway Man
    Makes sense
    Mar 02 2020 09:20 PM
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Highway Man

"as long as the people have open lands to go to, they will be happy"
Mar 02 2020 10:42 AM
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    Highway Man
    I'm happiest when I'm away from groups of people
    Mar 02 2020 08:39 PM
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    Spare Parts
    lol I mean Jefferson didnt say that. But yes, far away from people is the best.
    Mar 02 2020 09:17 PM
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    Highway Man
    Heh, be interesting to know who really did
    Mar 02 2020 09:21 PM
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Highway Man

Skip a rope...Skip a rope... Ahhh listen to the children while they play.
Mar 01 2020 12:26 AM
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