Today, something happend to my esc button why playing BF, as I noticed when I was going to exit the game. I did my usual thing. Raised my arm, took it to the top left corner of my keyboard, positioned my finger over the esc button, and BAAAM.
mnopqrstuvwqyz
mnopqrstuvwqyz
mnopqrstuvwqyz
mnopqrstuvwqyz
mnopqrstuvwqyz
All of a sudden, the global chat opend, and it started racing over with "mnopqrstuvwqyz" and seemingly pushed enter becuase it landed in the game-chat over and over again. Panicing over the fact that I was heavily spamming the chat, I hammerd the backspace button.... and it stoped. So I had to use ctrl+alt+delete and shut down the program to exit.
I did what I was supposed to do, came back in, got disconnected a few times, and then managed to stay in for a while. But then came the moment when I had to leave again, and the fact that my esc button had turned into the alphabet button, had completely swept my mind. and then BAAAM!
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwqyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwqyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwqyz
It raced over the screen again, plotting the alphabet into the gamechat. But this time, it was different. The alphabet had been upgraded! it wasnt from m-z anymore, but the entire alphabet! Again shocked at what was happening, and the fact that I was spamming the chat with the alphabet yet again, I hammerd the backspace button... and it stopped. So, without a way to leave the game, I kicked myself, and ran an antivirus check.
Nothing
I went to the controllers to check if the esc button had been switched with the Teach-The-Alphabet-To-The-Noobs-Button, but...
Nothing
So basically what I have come up with, is that either
A: Someone really love me, and does NOT want me to leave
or
B: God has chosen me to teach the alphabet to the kids.
So please, If you are ingame next time, and you are not sure if you know the alpabet correctly, do not hesitate... Simply ask me to hit the esc button, and I will do my best to try to stop it before it comes way too many times!
So basically, what I am wondering about...
Is there by any chance anyone else who has been chosen by God to do this task, that has actually managed to fool your way out of the honourable task, please step forward.
I tried again just before I wrote this, and chose an empty server, hit escape, and it was going at it again, pouring knowledge into the chat! But to my horror, I realised I wasnt admin at the server, and couldnt kick my self outta there!
Believe it or not, but at the bottom of line, I am asking if someone actually know how to fix this... eh... problem
